Steps to Make Spider-Man NOT Suck.

Ok fellow Trolls, Superheros and Ducks, this Post is about how I, So Totally NOT Rhino-Man-Man, would Make Peter Parker a Better Superhero.

1. Not be Peter Parker.
2. Not be a Wimp.
3. Date Mary Jane.
4. If # 3 doesn't work out, to tell Mary Jane to date Rhino-Man.
5. get lessons from Rhino-Man about how to make nukes.
6. get Laser Guns.
7. get written by DC.
8. 2 Words: Utility Belt.

Of coarse Spider-Man is to far into his Failure to deserve Any of This other than #4 so this is pretty much a lost cause. Oh well.