What would happen if...

... PETER PARKER TOLD MARY JANE HE LIKED HER? w00t! LOTS of stuff that's what! OK in this post I'm going to list the things that would happen.

1. Probably the little Twat would either get slapped, or if the author was feeling generous he would get at LEAST a kiss. (sorry it's a kid's book)=0
2. She would profess the fact that she is madly in love with him and they would have kids and be a family.
3. She would blow up.
4. Fall in love with me Rhino-Man. <(>_<)>
5. Any companation of the above.