Why Does Spider-Man Suck?

Ok so like i'm secretly Rhino-Man, who is like totaly the best Level#157 Epic Wizard-Ninja-Cyborg-Rhino-Troll-Hybrid-Theif-Assassin-Munchkin-RIGHTEOUSQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!. Iwould have handled being picked on differently by "NEEMING" them with my SUPER-DUPER Cannon (S.D.P) then copping in half anyone left. That is how I'd handle Bullying. The Ye Olde Fashioned Way; by bullying even more. Also afterward I would like go on and hang out with real super heros, like Gordon Freeman. (YOU JUST BIN CROWBAR'D!!!!!!!)