What Makes a Superhero?

1. Super Powers.
2. if #1 is N/A then Robot suit or Parts.
3. the ability to level City Blocks.
4. a Super-Secret-totally-noticeable-base-cave.
5. being able to NEEM people with HUGE guns.
6. some floating tower somewhere in space.
7. intergalactic Archenemies you meet with on Thursdays for coffee (scheduled truce).
8. Counting to the last digit of Pi. Twice.
9. Eating your enemies Guards when they capture you. (Come on that is pretty Heroic).
10. Resurrecting Gary Gygax (Creator of DnD) (R.I.P.)
11. helping others (not for Me But I guess it's true).
12. self sacrifices. (again yuk, but you now you gotta).
13. winning at Chess with a monopoly piece, 2 red checkers, a bottle cap and a bishop.
14. not only standing out in the crowd, but still blending in even thought you have 1400 pound gun in your left hand.
    

this is what being a hero means. pretty awesome ain't it.